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Joseph "survived four plane crashes" Joestar ([personal profile] hermitpurple) wrote2014-10-28 11:28 am
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Hmmmmm? This is Joseph Joestar.

[ Click. For voice/video/action/interpretive dance. ]

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starbratinum: (★ 047)

[personal profile] starbratinum 2014-12-14 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
[It won't save him, no, but it's definitely buying him time, since Jotaro is letting go of him... for now....]

Stop time? You realise what you're saying sounds ridiculous, don't you? If you're feeding me lies to give yourself more time, I'll tell you this now.

You'll regret it later.
hermitpurple: (pic#8431259)

[personal profile] hermitpurple 2014-12-14 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
There's Dio Brando from Another Universe too, I couldn't make up this stuff if I wanted to!

[ JUST GONNA BREATHE DEEPLY HERE WHILE HE HAS THE CHANCE. ]
starbratinum: (★ 124)

[personal profile] starbratinum 2014-12-15 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
The blonde Stand user. I know him.

[S...ort.. of. So he really is from a world different to theirs.]

And we're sure he isn't a threat?
hermitpurple: (pic#8431269)

[personal profile] hermitpurple 2014-12-16 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
He spends most of his time looking pretty on his couch, I'm sure...

[ This is what your grandfather is using Hermit Purple for, prior to the actual Dio coming here. ]
starbratinum: (★ 115)

[personal profile] starbratinum 2014-12-19 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[So basically exactly what they've come to understand the real Dio does. Gross.]

Good. Then I'll get back to the matter at hand.

As much as I'd like to be able to contact your wife and tell her you've been sleeping around, it doesn't look like our memories of this place remain once we leave. So the question now is what I should do with you.

Maybe I should make you impotent.
hermitpurple: (pic#8431264)

[personal profile] hermitpurple 2014-12-28 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Jotaro, you wouldn't do that to your own grandpa, would you? The deed is done, and doing things to me now wouldn't... change anything.

[ He's seen Star Platinum crush teeth made out of mineral, what chance do his poor genitals have? ]
starbratinum: (★ 045)

[personal profile] starbratinum 2014-12-28 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but at the very least, it'll serve to satisfy my anger towards your unfaithfulness.

[A beat.]

Any last words?

[It's okay Joseph, he isn't actually going to do it, but he is going to hit you, I'm so sorry, how do I atone for this...]
hermitpurple: (pic#8431266)

[personal profile] hermitpurple 2014-12-28 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he is going to hit you for your bad parenting, that's what he's going to do - expect another thread in your inbox once this concludes lmao. ]

Oh nooooo...!

[ Joseph is preparing himself for the impact. ]
starbratinum: (★ 083)

[personal profile] starbratinum 2014-12-29 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
[We're going to come full circle, I'm, so excited.

But here it comes, Jotaro swings his arm and... slams his fist into Joseph's.. gut..... Not hard enough to knock him off his feet, but hard enough that it still hurts.]

If I find out there have been other women, you'd better learn how to hide yourself properly.
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